The 2013 Vidya Gaem Awards

If you're looking to blame somebody for opening the Kickstarter floodgates, make it Tim Schafer. His ability to raise 3.3 million for the development of a point-n-click adventure game was the kind of success story that lead to Ouya, Anita, and Clang. And we haven't even played it yet.

Promising the spiritual successor to Mega Man, made by the creator of Mega Man, with the original team behind Mega Man. What does it look like now? A shooting platformer being made in a poor engine with money being thrown left and right to hire unqualified people.

There's not really much to say about the Ouya. Literally, who remembers this exists? At least you get The Amazing Frog, I guess. In the end, there's a reason they rented a trailer outside of E3.

Holy shit who the fuck paid you chumps not to include this

Here's a game loads of people wanted no matter what the state of the build. So that when the devs finally decided to do an early access release, there was nothing to do but whine about how there wasn't enough content and the game wasn't worth the moneys. There's something poetic in this but we can't see it.