The 2013 Vidya Gaem Awards

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SammyClassicSonicFan Award

for least cancerous vidya personality

Pick your nominees
We'll be honest, someone paid to put this entry here. The contest is rigged. Gaben will win.
Gabe Newell
A user on the Mighty No. 9 backer forums; Heavy01 made posts that arguably spoke for a large part of the community amidst the controversies of certain members of their staff.
Mighty No. 9's PR nightmare
Hey, Hideki Kamiya! You've been nominated for "Least cancerous personality in video games!" How do you feel about that?
Hideki Kamiya
Platnium Games
Arguably posting the least amount of dinner pics on Twitter in 2013, Kojima has big plans for Metal Gear moving ahead.
Hideo Kojima
Kojima Productions
Professionally pissing on award ceremonies since 2013. McHale's dry cracks were a welcome contrast from Keighley's vanilla toast, who could not keep up.
Joel McHale
VGX 2013
Play. The. Game. And now we can now that the 3DS has a bountiful supply. Thanks, Reg.
Reggie Fils-Aime
Nintendo of America
Duder, it's over... It was probably the breast milk. We'll miss you ya big lovable lug.
Ryan Davis
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The Awards

Most Hated Award

for most hated game of the year

Least Worst Award

for least worst game of the year

Press X To Win The Award

for worst gameplay

"Actually Kind of Fun" Award

for best gameplay

Fanfiction Award

for most atrocious writing

Reading Rainbow Award

for best writing

You're Waifu Award

for worst character

Doomguy Award

for best character

Blunder of the Year

for setting a new standard for failure

Not in Another Castle Award

for a great sequel

"We're Sorry®" Award

for most egregious technical problem

Hyperbole Award

for best trailer

Pixels Are Art Award

for most pretentious indie game

/v/irgin Award

for best new IP

4chan Pass Award

for biggest cashgrab

Golden Voice Award

for best voice acting performance

Challenger Award

for the worst console launch

Cranky Kong Award

for best soundtrack

Precipitation Award

for biggest emotional impact

IP Twist Award

for best new implementation of an old franchise

Plot & Backstory Award

for the best representation of women

Eye Candy Award

for best visual aesthetics

Shareholder's Award

for betraying your own industry

SammyClassicSonicFan Award

for least cancerous vidya personality

/v/ Grammy Award

for the best song from /v/ - The Musical