The 2013 Vidya Gaem Awards

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"We're Sorry®" Award

for most egregious technical problem

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What do you get when nearly every aspect of a game is riddled with horrendous technical issues? This steaming pile of shit. Even the few aspects of the game that do work are lackluster and unpolished.
Aliens: Colonial Marines
Gearbox Software
How do you solve a game brimming with technical issues even worse than what the usual Battlefield launch entails? ...How about a scope and double XP? Assholes.
Battlefield 4
EA DICE
Rockstar delivered a great single player experience and promises of co-op stock manipulation, large scale heists, and worthwhile RPG progression. Then it took a week just to connect and, months later, we're still waiting for actual content.
Grand Theft Auto Online
Rockstar North
404 SERVER NOT FOUND
SimCity
Maxis
Total War: Rome II is bogged with a myriad of graphical issues, crashes, and issues among issues and bugs. Described as a "comprehensive failure" in testing by an anonymous developer and warranting an official apology, Total War: Rome II is a blight in the series.
Total War: Rome II
The Creative Assembly
After hyping up the fanbase for months, Egosoft delivered a glitchy mess of a product that rendered the game unplayable for many. Over twenty patches later, the game is still a disappointing mess.
X Rebirth
Egosoft
 
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The Awards

Most Hated Award

for most hated game of the year

Least Worst Award

for least worst game of the year

Press X To Win The Award

for worst gameplay

"Actually Kind of Fun" Award

for best gameplay

Fanfiction Award

for most atrocious writing

Reading Rainbow Award

for best writing

You're Waifu Award

for worst character

Doomguy Award

for best character

Blunder of the Year

for setting a new standard for failure

Not in Another Castle Award

for a great sequel

"We're Sorry®" Award

for most egregious technical problem

Hyperbole Award

for best trailer

Pixels Are Art Award

for most pretentious indie game

/v/irgin Award

for best new IP

4chan Pass Award

for biggest cashgrab

Golden Voice Award

for best voice acting performance

Challenger Award

for the worst console launch

Cranky Kong Award

for best soundtrack

Precipitation Award

for biggest emotional impact

IP Twist Award

for best new implementation of an old franchise

Plot & Backstory Award

for the best representation of women

Eye Candy Award

for best visual aesthetics

Shareholder's Award

for betraying your own industry

SammyClassicSonicFan Award

for least cancerous vidya personality

/v/ Grammy Award

for the best song from /v/ - The Musical